Exposing Your Entire Vacation Energy Based on Your Poolside Drink
Your poolside drink isn’t just a drink—it’s a personality reveal. The moment that glass hits your hand, we already know what kind of holiday you’re having: chaotic-good, soft-life, or “I booked this trip to disappear.” And honestly? We approve of all of them—just make sure you’ve got SPF on.
Here’s what your go-to cocktail says about you:
🍃 Mojito: The Effortless Main Character
Katherine Lauron on Dupe
You ordered the mojito because it feels light, fresh, and a little responsible (mint = health, right?). You’re the friend who somehow always looks put-together even after three swims and zero planning.
The one who says “I’ll just have one” (lies, but elegant lies)
Always glowing, never greasy
Secretly running the group itinerary
Vibe check: Clean girl energy, but make it poolside chaos-controlled.
🍋🟩 Margarita: The Golden Hour Extrovert
Alex Rusciano on Dupe
Salt on the rim? Non-negotiable. You didn’t come to relax quietly—you came to be seen, toasted, and possibly start a group photo trend.
The hype friend in every selfie
A “just one more drink” negotiator
Vibe check: Loud laughs, sunburned shoulders, zero regrets.
🍍 Piña Colada: The Soft Life Escapist
Ashley Digeo on Dupe
You chose this because you believe life should feel like a permanent vacation—even on a random Tuesday. You are emotionally unavailable to stress.
The one already planning your next beach trip mid-beach trip
Living in a tropical daydream 24/7
Vibe check: “If you need me, I’ll be floating.”
🍹 Aperol Spritz: The Aesthetic Optimizer
You didn’t just order a drink—you curated a moment. The orange hue matches your feed, your nails, and your personality (on Instagram).
Chronically online but make it chic
Taking 47 photos before the first sip
Romanticizing absolutely everything
Vibe check: European summer in spirit, even if you’re just by the pool.
🍸 Dirty Martini: The Effortlessly Unbothered Babe
Sivan Weitz on Dupe
Straightforward, no frills, a little bold. You like what you like, and that’s the end of the conversation. You’re the friend who keeps things simple—but somehow always looks like she has her life together.
Effortlessly put-together, even on low-effort days
Keeps it minimal, but never misses
Always composed, never trying too hard
Vibe check: Cool, self-assured, and always ready for wherever the day goes.
Your next poolside moment (and your next drink) is just a Wink away.
No overthinking, no group chat debate—just you, sun, and a schedule that finally doesn’t exist. Call it what it is: well-deserved avoidance. We won’t tell.
